Baby Cruise has arrived! And her name is . . . Suri?

Suri, like: "Are you legitimately insane? Suri am!"

Or: "Is your marriage a sham? Yes Suri!

The little tyke was born at 3 a.m. this morning. Congratulations to Tom, Katie, and the late L. Ron Hubbard on the arrival of their new disciple.

I just hope I live long enough to read Suri's memoirs. That or see her in porn. Whichever comes first.

It may also be worth mentioning that Tom Cruise is an anagram for Suri Comet. The next Hale-Bopp? Your guess is as good as mine.